Results!
These GSA hearings are hysterical.
I don’t think I ever laughed so hard in the last three years, as when Squirmy McAdministrator cited “results.gov” as their crowning achievement—which I immediately keyed in, only to find a 404 - NOT FOUND. I thought it might have just been overloaded as a result of these hearings—but nope, it doesn’t seem to exist at all. Yea, good job guys! Money well spent!
And then, when I googled around to find more info, I laughed even harder at this:
The Obama Administration is proud… VERY proud to announce the launch of Results.Gov
This website highlights the accomplishments… the RESULTS, if you will, which 3+ years of Lord Obama’s awesome rule has wrought!
Here are the Top Ten…but we’re only scratching the surface here:
Yup. Pretty much.
Seriously, I was actually trying to think about it from a leftist perspective (which involved getting quite drunk, so as to lower my cognitive ability) to try and imagine what they could possibly consider an accomplishment. I’m sorry guys, I just plain can’t stupify myself that much—so one of you is going to have to explain it to me. Can any leftist here name (with a straight face) anything that could be remotely considered an “accomplishment” by this ridiculous administration? And by what standard? (And no, you don’t get to claim Bin Laden. Not so long as the DNC keeps blaming every/the complete failure of this administration on Dubya. Can’t claim the good for yourselves if you’re not going to own the bad as well.)
But yeah. Oh god, this GSA thing—hand-picked by Barack Incompetence, mind you—was just such a meatball lobbed over the plate. What a perfect illustration of what happens when you give big government leftists the blank check that is the American taxpayer. Positive result? “NOT FOUND.”
